Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. I\u2019m not reminding you of this. I\u2019m trying to work out how to read the news tomorrow. You see, our next Federal election is on May 3.<\/p>\n
Australia has a very different election cycle to the US \u2013 we\u2019ve only known about the coming election for a few days. We’ve known for a while that the last possible day for the election was May 17 and our elections are always on a Saturday. We also know that the preferred date for the election for the current government was mid-April but that the Queensland cyclone rudely intervened. Now Queenslanders are upset because the election is on their long weekend. Queensland’s vote is critical this time round, and so many people are arguing about how upset Queenslanders will vote.<\/p>\n
We have an unpopular party currently in power (Labor, which is our liberal), an unpopular coalition not currently in power (Liberal\/National, which is our right wing, with a leader who is often described as a mini-Trump or \u201cMr Potato Head\u201d), and a bunch of unpopular minor parties, one of whom is the Greens. The Greens are spectacularly good at calling for a shared society while they promote antisemitism.<\/p>\n
This is the messiest election I\u2019ve seen in fifty years of election watching. It\u2019s also going to decide the nature of Australia in a fundamental way. We have a silent majority, you see, and we have the compulsory vote: the silent majority will speak. None of us know enough about that silent majority. All the pollsters are discovering new ways of finding out. Today, for instance, we found out the most likely voting pattern for under 30s in cities.<\/p>\n
What has this to do with April Fools’? It\u2019s simple. In a mad-crazy election lead-up, all the major and minor parties are jabbering as if the world will end if they fall silent for even a second. Very little of what they say makes sense. At least on April Fools’ Day we know for certain not to believe what they promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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